A is for "Ass I ran into at Costco yesterday".
The Girl had an appointment in town and I knew it would take a while so I decided to head over to Costco on the dreaded Sunday when everyone and their cousin's brother-in-law are there.
Right away I could tell it was going to be bad when there was a line to get into the parking lot. I'm pacing my way through the lot when I see that if I quickly turn down the wrong lane I can turn into a great spot at the end of an aisle. I do it all the time ever since I got my Acura and am no longer limited in my parking options by driving a Ford F250.
As I'm whipping in, this large guy with those big "gauge" earring things is walking toward me to put away his cart and says "Wrong WAY DUMBASS!". I parked and when I got out he was glaring at me and I said "I meant to go that way". Because I did. He then said "You almost ran me over you F---ing C---". Seriously? The C-word? Over parking? I took the high road and told him he was too fat to run over. To which he replied "Bitch". It was a great way to start my Sunday in town.
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Wow! The C-word? Who escalates to that level with a stranger? Sorry you had that experience. It says a lot about that person.
ReplyDeleteSome people are so rude! I do it all the time as well - go the wrong way in car parks that is not use the c-word!
ReplyDeleteI know! It was PARKING for crying out loud. Maybe he was just frustrated because he just came out of Costco and it was crammed inside but geez if you're going to bust out the c-word for someone parking funny, I think you have some anger issues.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for him. He has quite a limited vocabulary, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteI look forward to following your blog during the A-Z!
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