Thoughts about my day...so far

1. I would like to ask some of the men I work with to give me their wives phone numbers so that I can call them and tell them that they need to tell their husbands to trim their nose hair.

2. I bought these earrings at lunch today.  I needed to get out of my office because it's insane in here today.


3. I'm going to have a glass of this wine when I get home tonight.  It's delicious. (Sidenote: If you're ever invited to a wine party, take this wine.  It's a proven winner)


4. Tonight I'm going to glue gold leaves to a stick and make it look awesome.  I'll show you pictures later.  You'll be impressed.  Trust me.  Really.

5. I should be building a spreadsheet right now, but I can't focus on it and that's why I'm here posting on my blog. 

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